startrekrenegades:

boxlunches:

trojanphoenix:

heatherbat:

aquaticallyinclined:

“When they were little girls, they decided that they would be best friends forever. A whale never forgets a promise.” -Anneliese Juergensen

i have now died. of joy.

I don’t think I’ve seen art of an old mermaid (mermatron? mergranny?) before.
I love it!

Oh look it’s the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen

This is really amazing but I have to say, I read “mermatron” not as “mer-matron,” but as “merma-tron" and I was just like MERMATRON. AUTOWHALES. SWIM OUT. and I’m ruined my brain is ruined I’m so sorry

wearing-sammy-to-the-prom:

princeharrehs:

princeharrehs:

omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!

guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just

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I ship it

jocelynstarkid72:

thefingerfucker:

andro-saurus:

rngnightmares:

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
THE CAT FUCKING RETURNED THE KISS
OH MY GOD

best gif on the internet

FOREVER reblog

reblogging again because cute boys and cats cute boys and cats
cat-shaming:

Erm, privacy please.

‎*Mom hands me phone to answer*

Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.
You need to stop such horribly attractive and incredibly unattainable men on my dash. Stop that. Stop it right now.
inkedupandawesome

ohsure-youbetcha:

inkedupandawesome:

ohsure-youbetcha:

not only is it not going to stop, but i am also not sorry.  Love you

There’s only one way to settle this. PISTOLS AT DAWN!!

a classic MN vs. WI battle. only if you insist.

Or we could always have a drink off.

You need to stop such horribly attractive and incredibly unattainable men on my dash. Stop that. Stop it right now.
inkedupandawesome

ohsure-youbetcha:

not only is it not going to stop, but i am also not sorry.  Love you

There’s only one way to settle this. PISTOLS AT DAWN!!

mspaintadventuring:

pawtism:

helioscentrifuge:

breastforce:

imagine somebody who’s immortal having a gigantic room where all the walls are completely covered up with photos.

each one is of a different loved one whom they have outlived 

STOP RIGHT THERE

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imageahhh this already has like fifty million notes but i just thought this was a really sweet idea… i didn’t get to draw the room as big as i wanted too ;_; but this is only 1/4th of that room or something!!!!

the wedding photo hurts the most

georgemallory:

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

blackcaliente:

i guess you could call this
a moist owlet
kattylove6092:

bagofsocks:

bestofcardsagainsthumanity:

That about sums it up.

It even rhymes

I sang this…